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s0ulthresher Admin
Posts : 277 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 31 Location : 4 Concepcion St. Sta Ana, San Mateo, Rizal, Philippines, Asia, Eurasia, Earth, Universe, Milky Way
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:22 pm | |
| haha...buklat buklat ng cp...mga nakatagong antigong jokes...haha | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:03 pm | |
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^^ ^^
--haha antigo ba??
--A doctor was examining his patient from the Mental Hospital.
--doctor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon, ano ang gagawin mo?
--patient: Dok, titiradorin ko po ang buwan!
--doctor:Ikaw ay hindi pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examinin kita ulit pagkatapos ng anim ba buwan.
--Pagkalipas ng anim na buwan....
--doctor:Kung palalabasin ka ngayon, ano ang iyong gagawin?
--patient: Doktor, ako po ay magaling na! Pagkalabas ko po ng ospital, ako po ay hahanap ng trabaho upang mamuhay ng maayos.
--doctor: Good! Pag nakahanap ka na ng trabaho, ano ang iyong gagawin?
--patient: Doktor, ako po ay manliligaw ng isang mabait, masipag at magandang babaeng pwede kong makapiling na pang habang buhay.
--doctor: (Gulat ang Doktor! Mukhang matino na ang kaniyang pasyente!) Pagkatapos niyong makasal, ano ang iyong gagawin?
--patient:Aba, Doktor, kami po ay mag-hahanimun!
--doctor: (Tanong ulit ng bilib na doktor) Ano ang iyong gagawin sa inyong hanimun?
--patient: Doktor, huhubarin ko po ang blusa at palda ng aking bagong asawa.
--doctor: Pagkatapos...?
--patient: Pagkatapos, huhubarin ko ang kaniyang bra at panty.
--doctor: Pagkatapos...?
--patient: Pagkatapos... kukunin ko lahat ng lastiko sa bra at panty at titiradorin ko ang buwan!
--akala muh aa!
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:16 pm | |
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Mojaruths Teen Idol
Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| ^ \ / \ / may english version yan ah | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:53 pm | |
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--Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring....
--Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato.
--Mag-ina: Naku! Umuwi na tayo at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente.
--Kinabukasan. Galit na galit ang ina, pinuntahan niya ang manghuhula.
--Sabi ng ina: Sabi mo mamamatay ang anak ko sa apoy at bato, bakit nasagasaan?
--Madam Auring: Huminahon ka, puntahan natin ang lugar ng aksidente.
--Pinuntahan nga nila.
--Madam Auring: Sabi ko na nga ba at mamamatay siya sa apoy at bato.
--Ina: Ano? Nakikita mo bang nasagasaan siya, tapos sasabihin mong apoy at bato?
--Madam Auring: Tingnan mo nga ang gulong na nakasagasa: FIRESTONE!!!
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:14 pm | |
| - nicale021 wrote:
^^ ^^
--haha antigo ba??
--A doctor was examining his patient from the Mental Hospital.
--doctor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon, ano ang gagawin mo?
--patient: Dok, titiradorin ko po ang buwan!....
plus repu.. para sa challenge to.. hehe natawa ako ehh xD | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
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nicale021 VIP Member
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:00 pm | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:43 pm | |
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sakura047 Teen Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:04 am | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:43 pm | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:45 pm | |
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--banat mode..
--mali ata d2 ba magpopost ng pick-up lines??
--girL: panget ba acu?
--boy: walang ginawang panget ang DIYOS
--boy: pero iba ata gumawa sau..
>>huahaha.. ansama aman!
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nicale021 VIP Member
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| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:00 pm | |
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--Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
--Miguel: H....O....
--Teacher: Bilisan mo
--Miguel: H....O....R...
--Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...
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nicale021 VIP Member
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:06 pm | |
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--idot: Kumusta na? Long time no see ah!
--boni: Kararating ko lang galing sa Africa.
--idot: Africa?
--boni: Doon kami nadestino.
--idot: Hindi ba maraming cannibals doon?
--boni: Nakakatakot nga, pero mga edukado na ngayon sila.
--idot: Hindi na ba sila kumakain ng tao?
--boni: Nangangain pa rin ng tao, pero gumagamit na ng kutsara!
>>repu aman..
>>kakapagod mag type!
>>hahaha
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:49 pm | |
| KIKAY:IF UR FEELING BLUE..LUMAPIT KA SAKEN..KUKULAYAN KITA NG PINK..PARA MALANDI | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:52 pm | |
| pag ni lick mo--tatayo
pag si-nuck mo--titigas
pag hinawakan mo--papasok
ANO YUN??!!
THREAD AND NEEDLEXDDD
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:55 pm | |
| Juan:Uy,anu yan pinya?pahingi naman oh Pedro:Pahingi?nasan ka nung nagtatanim ako nasan ka nang nagpapakahirap ako nasan? Juan:Nakulong kasi ako nakapatay ako ng madamot Pedro:Ay ganun,kawawa ka naman kuha ka na may papaya pa sa banda doon gusto mo kuha kita?
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:58 pm | |
| Bungi 1:Alam mo parang exams ung ngipin mo Bungi 2:Bakit nmn? Bungi 1:One Sit To Another Bungi 2:Ikaw rin nmn parang exams ung ngipin mo Bungi 1:Bakit nmn? Bungi 2:Fill in the Blanks!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| Hindi matanggap ng tatay ng marlon na **** siya
TATAY:anak talaga ba na **** ka tanong ng tatay MARLON:opo eh TATAY:talaga nga palang dapat na kita ipasok sa PMA masaya si marlon na sabihing MARLON:talaga tay' "PEDICURE MANICURE ASOCCIATION" BA YON THANKZ! TAY'ayon po talaga ang gusto ko eh!!!!!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 pm | |
| Alam mmo ba ung Mulan?? alm mo part 4 na yon! First episode nun eh "Mulog!" tapos "Midlat" and tapos "Mambon" saka plng ung "Mulan!"Coming soon ung "Magyo" tpos Maha tpos lst episode nun Maraw!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:09 pm | |
| kid asked her pregnant mom.
Kid: Mommy ano po ba ang nasa tiyan mo? Mom: Kapatid mo Kid: Love mo ba siya? Mom: Oo naman. Kid: Weee........ Adik ka pala eh! bakit mo kinain?
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:11 pm | |
| kapag may problema kau,
tandaan nio, nand2 lang akuh...
nand2 lan talagah akuh...
at ikaw dyan ka lang...
wag ka pupuntah d2...
at baka.. madamay pa akuh....
hehehe....
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