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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:43 pm | |
| MISIS: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to! MISTER: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito,away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:44 pm | |
| ”Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya ang kanyang misis na may katalik na lalaki sa kama”... Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?! Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo? Misis: GRABE KA! HUWAG MONG IBAHIN ANG USAPAN!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| ROD: Bakit bad trip ka? HARRY: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko. ROD: Bakit naman? HARRY: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya. ROD: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n? HARRY: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:46 pm | |
| [ceter]TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher mam!! [/center] | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:48 pm | |
| MISIS: Inday! nakita mo ba senyorito mo? kanina ko hinahanap eh!
INDAY: Hindi ko po alam sinyura!
MISIS: Nambabae na naman siguro yun! Di mo ba talaga nakita?
INDAY: Hindi po sinyura, kasi pag gising ko po kanina .... wala na siya sa tabi ko eh!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:49 pm | |
| TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria Maam !!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:56 am | |
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--wala ba kaung napapancn sa mga nangyayari??
--sa laat ng *** scandal ni hayden,
--lageng mei ABSOLUTE DRINKING WATER
--sa senate hearing,
--nung hindi makahinga c katrina,
--ABSOLUTE din an ininom,
--tapos ang ibinuhos kei hayden ABSOLUTE din
--ndi kea lahat ng nangyari ay isa lamang malaking
--commercial ng ASOLUTE DRINKING WATER??
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:03 am | |
| anak: inay, un BF cuh ndi naniniwala sa langit at impyerno
ina: pakasal kau at ipalasapa mo sa kanya nag langit at acu nmn ang magpapakita sa knya ng..
IMPYERNO...
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:08 am | |
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Katrina never gonna dance again, Guilty Hayden have got a rhythm
And it's easy to pretend, Katrina knows Hayden's not a fool
Should have known better than To hide is cam, The wasted chance Hayden have give..
So Katrina never dance again, the way she danced with hayden..
--wEe kinanta neah..
--repu aman!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:14 am | |
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si Juan magsusuicide
pagdating sa duLo ng buiLding..
JUAN: an taas!
(pumikit ng matindi)
JUAN: Lord, give me a sign..
(pagbukas ng mata neah, nkita neah sa BILLBOARD)
NIKE: just do it.!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:20 am | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:42 pm | |
| GF:SAAN TAYO PUPUNTA? BF:DOON SA MADILIM GF:HA? BF:TRUST ME! GF:OK!(PAGDATING DOON) BF:BAKIT NAGHUBAD KA? BF:WAG KANG MAINGAY! GF:HUHUBAD NA DIN AKO! BF:BAKIT TATAE KA DIN BA? | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:43 pm | |
| A COUPLE HAD THREE KIDS NAMES CRAZY,SOMEBODY AND NOBODY
NOBODY WAS THE FAV.
SOMEBODY WAS JEALOUS TO NOBODY.SO HE KILLED NOBODY.
CRAZY SAW WHAT HAPPENED, HE CALLED THE COPS AND SAID..
HELLO POLICE?SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY~!
THE COP SAID, ARE YOU CRAZY?
CRAZY SAID,
YES IM CRAZY!
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:19 pm | |
| Gusto mo ng joke?
Oo?
ako din eh, gusto ko. ahahahahahaha. [korny] | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:59 pm | |
| gus2 nio joke?
ito joke:
ang joke joke ang joke joke.. ang joke ang joke ang joke joke
kantahin mo
tatawa na yan
hahaha
CORNI! | |
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/-\aR()/V Forum Moderator
Posts : 384 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30 Location : earth(69░ north69░south)
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:28 pm | |
| eto..... maaaring may nakarinig na neto pero sa mga di pa....
Man: kuya babalik ko tong cd na nabili ko sanyo.. Vendor: bakit naman? ano ba problema? Man: nung nilagay ko sa cd player namen, walang lumabas na picture o sound man lang... Vendor:bakit ano ba pangalan ng cd na yan? Man: Lense Cleaner
....sa mga natawa...ang bababaw nyo...sa mga hindi at na kornihan...sory na lng kayo...
....di pa na aaprub bahan ng senado ang batas na pinag babawal ang mga corny jokes(reclusion perpetua
pa naman parusa nun kung saka sakale)....w8 lng kayo...pag my naisip akong joke....kayo unang
makaka alam....sana nga may maiisip ako.. | |
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Posts : 384 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30 Location : earth(69░ north69░south)
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:49 pm | |
| the brain is divided into 2 parts:
the left part and the right part....
in the right thers noting left, in the left thers nothing right.... | |
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Posts : 384 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30 Location : earth(69░ north69░south)
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:03 pm | |
| my dalawang students:
John: ang saket ng ulo ko! Jorge: alam mo kase john, ang ulo para yang chan, pag walang laman sumasaket..
* lum ko sumaket nyan nyo kakatawa...repu naman... | |
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Posts : 384 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30 Location : earth(69░ north69░south)
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:59 pm | |
| nag papasagot si mam montalla sa board, ng taasan ng kamay ang mga studiante...
...MAM NO. 1 PO AKO....MOM AKO PO....NO 2 MAM....
napuno ng ingay ang buong klase at sa huling no. ngtaas ng kamay si john...
tinuro ni mam si john sabay baba ng mga ibang kamay at bumalik ang katahimikan.....
John: mam, may i go out?
XD... | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
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Posts : 384 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30 Location : earth(69░ north69░south)
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:51 pm | |
| john...clasm8 ko un....look at my hoobies...
jowk:
my isang sundalo sa mindanao na may dalng sugatan na sundalo sa kanyang likod:
Wounded:pare, baba mo na ako, iwan mo na ako, bka ma abutan ka ng abu sayaf, iwan mo na ako death wish ko na sayo, Other:sige pare, igagalang ko ang iyong hiling Wounded:pare, w8 my isa pa akong wish Other: ano un? Wounded: alam mo naman bahay namen di ba? Other:oo bkt?, dalas ko nga matulog sa inyo di ba Wounded: oo nga pala, pwes ikaw na bahala sa kanila, sa asawako at sa nagiisa namen anak, mahalin mo cla ng lubos. Other:talgang mamahalin ko yung bunso mo Wounded: bkt? Other:gag* ka ba, anak ko yun, kinana ko yung asawa mo nung tinulugan mo ako habang nagiinuman tayo
XD
AMININ! natawa, lumabas man lng gilaged mo no?, kung oo, repu naman... | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:55 pm | |
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2 words that guys and girls don't want to hear and afraid of..
for a girl:
"It's over"
for a boy:
"I'm delayed"
--nku nku aman! lagut!
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