Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

wla ngang mngyayare dito. hhi Laughing

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

hindi lhat ng PARTY msya.........

~~THiRD PARTY Laughing

korni

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

PENCiL

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

hindi lhat ng hinog, msarap...

PiGSA Smile

eeeeks

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

boy: chocolate kba?

girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü

boy: hnd! negra ka kc.

hahaha Laughing

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

ang
tunay na
maganda..

MAHiYAiN
mrunong mg'SORi
at.

MKKALiMUTiN.

at,

at,

anu pa
nga un?

shocks!

NAKALiMUTAN q
na nmn!
NKKAHiYA 2loy.
SORi! clap

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

MnsAn,
mAs EsPesyAl,
aNg LawAy,
KaysA Luha!

Kc khit
cnO, pwde
mOng
IyAkan...

Pero Ang
LawAy,
tutuLO lng..

Sa tAoNg
Gus2 m0ng
TikmAn. .

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

^
oy, d green yan ah.

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

'y0ur future
relies
oN y0ur
dreams..

s0,
tuL0g lang!

mgtTgumpay
ka rin!
hahaha.. rofl

Teen Idol Posts : 220 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 30

AMO: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
INDAY: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.
AMO: In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo, nosebleed ako' no?! Nagi-study na ako... Bring it on! b****!
-hahaha panis c inday

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:46 pm

ANAK: tay! sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

TATAY: syempre ikaw anak.....

ANAK: kaya pala kapag madaling araw,
ako po ay kinukumutan niyo
at si nanay naman po ay
hinuhubaran niyo......
sweet niyo tlga tay, a lab u....

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:03 pm

SgM specifications

GLOBE-- middle class,
sosyalero't susyalera

SMART-- econo class

ADDiCT-- prominent, model,
mei sariling mundo..

SUN-- mag-syota,
kuripot

TALK'n'TEXT-- fish vendor, magtataho
jeepney driver

and..

specially ang..

TM-- alagad ni cesar montano,
construction worker,
magsasaka, stuntman
ang REPUBLiKA..!!

>>>>>>>>>the BEST tLaga GLOBE forever nah!!

--hahaha

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:39 pm

NAKAKATAWA 2 HAHAHAH

isang gbi,isang lolo ang humtak s isang ba2e s damuhan..

Girl: lolo, kht mhubran nyo q, d nyo q kyng gahasain dhl su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0

Lolo:watch me! Nagflanax yta 2!

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:40 pm

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!

PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:40 pm

"ang mga taong di photogenic at di mgwang mgng mganda o gwapo sa picture ..

laging suggesti0n :

WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:55 pm

--apo: Lolo, sarap nmn nitong tapa..

--Lolo: aba apo yan ba un na sa platito knina??

--apo: opo

--Lolo: aba yan un langib ng sugat cuh..

-->>yuck..!!

--anu un langib??

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:57 pm

1 Binatilyo pumasok sa gay bar, nalaman ng nanay nya at nagalit :

Nanay : Ano ang nakita mo dun na ndi mo dapat nakita?!

Anak : Si tatay po! TUMITILI PA!!! XD

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:58 pm

hAri: Ano gusto mo parusa sa kasalanan mo? Ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog fwet mo?
Roland: Bubuyog na lang po!
hAri: Kawal! Ilabas si Jollibee!

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:01 pm

Bruno: Anu yang nasa papel na yan?
Juan: Listahan ng mga takot sa akin.
Bruno: Tingin nga! Bakit andito ako?!
Juan: Bakit?! Laban ka?!
Bruno: Oo!!
Juan: Edi burahin! Problem ba yun?

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:02 pm

--Kriminal 1: Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?

--Kriminal 2: Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!

--Kriminal 1: Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya.

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:03 pm

"Madugo man ang buhay ko, abot kamay ko naman ang langit"

-Napkin Laughing

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:06 pm

tym 2 refresh your tagalog alphabet..basahin ang titik sa tagalog...
B K W L K M G W,P R M S Y, T W K, H H H H H H,T W P,H H H !T M N P R K N T NG!....
-------------------------------
txt ni JOSE RIZAL...
adios patria adorada
region me piso cada letra
smart y globe kikita
nuestro perwisyo pagod na
mi daliri nginig ng nginig na
di mapigil na itxt ka
porque tayo, adicna!
--------------------------------
french lesson
city---ce vouz
drugs--sha vouz
gudbye--va vouz
bald--cal vouz
feathers--vala he vouz
not clear--mala vouz
behind--le could
alms--le mouse
confused-- le tou
five-- le ma
----------------------------
expression of schools..
Ateneo---whatever!
DLSU---duh!
Assumption---Oh my GOD!
UST---gosh!
AMA-chuvachuchu
----------------------------
deodorant..
ateneo--secret
DLSU--sure
UST--rexona
NU--splash deowhitener
PUP--tawas
AMA--dinikdik na stork,sing lamig pero di sing mahal....
-------------------------------

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:07 pm

While watching girlie shows...
ATENEO: I like that girl!
DLSU: SEXY!!!
UP: Galing Sumayaw.
UST: Makalaglag brief.
AMA1: Uy si classmate!
AMA2: Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko!
AMA3: Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko.

Kapag brownout...
DLSU: F*ck MERALCO
ATENEO: Geeze, it's dark.
UP: Hindi ako maka kopya sa katabi ko.
UST: Takot ako sa dilim!
AMA: Jolina? kaw ba yan?

Ano ang pagkain natin...
MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?
MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:10 pm

Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D - Page 3 Hatton1202

"tsamba lang yun..tsamba!!!"

Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:19 pm

^^
^^

-->> dameng alam na JOKE..

--wEe..

--Napansin ni Jane na mangiyak-ngiyak si Mary.

Jane: Anong nangyari sa iyo?

--Mary: Hayup talaga ang bf ko!

--Jane: Bakit naman?

--Mary: Sakay kami ng kotse. Nasa Ortigas na kami nang tanungin niya ako kung saan kami pupunta. Ang sabi ko, kahit saan.

--Jane: (Takang taka) Naku, anong nangyari?

--Mary: Ayun, bigla nyang niliko ang sasakyan...nakapasyal ako ng Laguna di oras

--[kala neuh kung anu nuh??]

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