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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:57 pm | |
| May Joke Ka Ba?" Libre Mag Post Ng Joke Mo! Knock Knock Jokes..Lolo Jokes..(Green Jokes?) ; Ikaw Bahala! As Long As Hindi Nagagalit Ang Mga Admin , Pwede! Basta Mag Post Ka Lang Ng Mag Post Ng Joke Para Masaya..
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:32 pm | |
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--ahaixt..
--mei joke section pla??
--ehem..
--cornii man, pagtyagaan na lahn'
customeRr: waiter! will my pizza be too long??
waiter: no sir, it will be ROUND..
--ahaixt..
--cornii ualang kabuluhan
LOL
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:35 pm | |
| @nicale021 Nyahahaha @topic Ang Mahaba Kong Joke Battle of The BrainlessHost: What “N” (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines? Contestant: Niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan. Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!! Host: Saan “B” (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal? Contestant: Sa back? Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter “L” (Luneta). Contestant: Likod? Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, “R.P.” ang initials ng modern name nito. (Rizal Park). Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!) Host: Saan “B” (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo? Contestant: Banyo? Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka. Contestant: Bubong? Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini. Contestant: Beerhouse! Host: Anong “L” (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant: Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito. Contestant : Safeguard? Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo. Contestant : Safe Buoy? Host: Hindi siya “boy” at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan. Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean! Host: Anong “S” (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Contestant: Sirena? Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae. Contestant: Siyokoy? Host: Hindi ito lalake. Contestant: Siyoke? Host: What “S” (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines? Contestant: Sunflower? Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye. Contestant: Stork? Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh. Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak? Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter “A”. Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka? Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa “S”, nagtatapos sa letrang “A”, at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer? Contestant: Si…Sharon Cuneta! Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia? Contestant: Carole KING? Host: Hindi, ASIA nga eh! Mas mababa sa king. Contestant: Al QUINN? Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya. Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA? Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna. Contestant: BISHOP Bacani? Host: Mas mababa sa bishop. Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT? Host: Mas mababa sa Knight. Contestant: Jerry PONS? Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang. Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE! Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino) Contestant: Nora Aunor? Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa “Y”. Contestant: Guy Aunor? Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador. Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor? Host: Hindi. Patay na siya. Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!! Host: Ano ang Pambansang Hayop ng PiLipinas? Naguumpisa sa letrang K (kalabaw). Contestant: KUTO? Host: MaLi! Nagtatapos sa letrang W! Contestant: KUTOW? Host: MaLi! KatuLong ng magsasaka sa pagbungkaL ng Lupa! Contestant: KUTONG LUPA! Host: Hay nako! O sige, may sungay ito! Contestant: Ahhh!!!! Alam ko na! DEMONYONG KUTO? Host: Dugtungan ang mga sumusunod na pangungusap (fill in the blank). Clue, starts with the letter “C” (cat). “You’re nothing but a second rate. Trying hard, copy ____”. Contestant: Cuneta? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cuneta?”. Host: Hinde, madalas ito ang dahilan sa ang mga bata ay nagkakasakit dahil sa kanyang mga balahibo. Contestant: Corikong? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Corikong?”. Host: Hinde sabi, Madalas ay pagala-gala sa mga kalye at sa kalsada. Contestant: Cop? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cop?”. Host: Hinde, ito’y madalas hinahabol ng aso. Contestant: Cartero? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cartero?”. | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:36 pm | |
| Dok: magaling ka na pala kasi sinagip mo friend mo na nalulunod. kaya lang nagbigti sya sa CR!
Patient: di po dok. sinabit ko sya dun para matuyo
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:03 am | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:12 pm | |
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--boy: akala cuh ba matalino ca?? bkit hanggang naun di muh pa rin acu cnasagot??
--girl:kea nga acu matalino Eeh.. kc I know your not the right answer
--huahahaha
--post cuh na rin d2 sa joke section..
--kc for me jowk xa eeh..
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:14 pm | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:28 pm | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:31 pm | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:08 pm | |
| I2ng Joke Na 2 Alam Na 2 Ni Admin Tsunade
Isang Araw.. Sa Tapat Ng Isang Simbahan...
BalikBayan:Magkano I2ng Bungo Niyo Na Ito??
Ale:Yan Ho?? Mahal Ho Yan... Bungo Pa Pu Yan Ni Andres Bonifacio E!
BalikBayan:Magkano Nga Ho?
Ale:5,000 ho..
BalikBayan:Mahal Nga..Sige Balik Na Lang Ho Ako .. Hanap Nalang Muna Ako Sa Iba..
Ale: Teka Teka.. Meron Rin Ako Dito 500 Lang..
BalikBayan:Kanino Naman Ho Yan?
Ale:Ito? Kay Andres Bonifacio Rin 'To!.. Nung Bata Pa Xa
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:17 pm | |
| joke ba 2?? hehe nagtext ang gf... gf:bhe....punta ka sa bahay walang tao.... bf:cge (mabilis na pumunta sa bahay ang bf...) pagka dating sa bahay.... katok ng katok ang bf.... wla ngang tao.... | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:31 pm | |
| bata 1:bakit daw yung sisiw pag naglalakad nakayuko?? bata2:nahihiya kase xa.... bakit daw ung tatay nya walang itlog..pero yung nanay nyta meron... | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:45 pm | |
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lolsss natawa ako dUnn ahhh hahaha | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| haha.... nakita ko lang yan sa joke book dito... haha... ipost ko kaya lahat ng jokes?? ahaha... top poster na ko nun... haha | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| haha geh nga pampatanggal ng bd 3p (lol) | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:56 pm | |
| ano gagawin mo pag nalaman mong niloloko ka lang ng mahal mo????????? | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 pm | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:06 pm | |
| edi wag ka maniwala..... niloloko ka lang pala ee.... haha | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:06 pm | |
| boy: pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema. girl: pero wala naman akong problema e.. boy: e kasi nga hindi pa tayo! | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:10 pm | |
| ^ ^ hahahahaha ayusssssssss | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:14 pm | |
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~ Tsunade XD Admin
Posts : 880 Join date : 2009-05-18 Age : 29 Location : Under your bed. @_@
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:15 pm | |
| anu ung joke book m? peram. haha | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:16 pm | |
| korni yung karamihan ee... haha
nanay: hon, kanino kya nkuha ng anak ntin ang kagandahan niya? tatay: xmpre sayo. nanay: tlga? pano mo namn nsabi?(kilig) tatay: e kasi wla ng ntira sayo..
--hayup na asawa to. | |
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jerome Forum Moderator
Posts : 534 Join date : 2009-05-21 Age : 31 Location : 14'42'01.59"N 121'07'22.87"E elev. 75 ft.
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:27 pm | |
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