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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:22 pm

haha...buklat buklat ng cp...mga nakatagong antigong jokes...haha

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:03 pm



^^
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--haha antigo ba??

--A doctor was examining his patient from the Mental Hospital.

--doctor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon, ano ang gagawin mo?

--patient: Dok, titiradorin ko po ang buwan!

--doctor:Ikaw ay hindi pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examinin kita ulit pagkatapos ng anim ba buwan.

--Pagkalipas ng anim na buwan....

--doctor:Kung palalabasin ka ngayon, ano ang iyong gagawin?

--patient: Doktor, ako po ay magaling na! Pagkalabas ko po ng ospital, ako po ay hahanap ng trabaho
upang mamuhay ng maayos.

--doctor: Good! Pag nakahanap ka na ng trabaho, ano ang iyong gagawin?

--patient: Doktor, ako po ay manliligaw ng isang mabait, masipag at magandang babaeng pwede kong
makapiling na pang habang buhay.

--doctor: (Gulat ang Doktor! Mukhang matino na ang kaniyang pasyente!) Pagkatapos niyong makasal,
ano ang iyong gagawin?

--patient:Aba, Doktor, kami po ay mag-hahanimun!

--doctor: (Tanong ulit ng bilib na doktor) Ano ang iyong gagawin sa inyong hanimun?

--patient: Doktor, huhubarin ko po ang blusa at palda ng aking bagong asawa.

--doctor: Pagkatapos...?

--patient: Pagkatapos, huhubarin ko ang kaniyang bra at panty.

--doctor: Pagkatapos...?

--patient: Pagkatapos... kukunin ko lahat ng lastiko sa bra at panty at titiradorin ko ang buwan!

--akala muh aa!




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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:13 pm

Alam ko na po yang joke nayan.,XDDDDD
Hohoho.Laughing




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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:16 pm




--Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.

--Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me sayad ang pasyenteng dinadala sa dito?

--Doktor: Ganito yun. Pinupuno namin ng tubig ang isang bath tub. Tapos, iaabot namin sa pasyente ang kutsara, tasa at balde at uutusan namin siyang limasin o tanggalin nya ang tubig sa bathtub. Titingnan namin ngayon kung ano ang gagamitin niya sa tatlo.

--Juan: Magaling, siguradong pipiliin ng normal na tao ang balde para mabilis na maubos ang tubig!

--Doktor: Mali! Kapag normal ang isang tao, tatanggalin lang niya ang plug (yung tapon na nakabara sa butas) ng bathtub

>>>weEe LOL..

>>>oo nga nmn..!!


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:07 pm

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may english version yan ah

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:53 pm








--Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring....

--Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato.

--Mag-ina: Naku! Umuwi na tayo at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente.

--Kinabukasan. Galit na galit ang ina, pinuntahan niya ang manghuhula.

--Sabi ng ina: Sabi mo mamamatay ang anak ko sa apoy at bato, bakit nasagasaan?

--Madam Auring: Huminahon ka, puntahan natin ang lugar ng aksidente.

--Pinuntahan nga nila.

--Madam Auring: Sabi ko na nga ba at mamamatay siya sa apoy at bato.

--Ina: Ano? Nakikita mo bang nasagasaan siya, tapos sasabihin mong apoy at bato?

--Madam Auring: Tingnan mo nga ang gulong na nakasagasa: FIRESTONE!!!




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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:14 pm

nicale021 wrote:


^^
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--haha antigo ba??

--A doctor was examining his patient from the Mental Hospital.

--doctor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon, ano ang gagawin mo?

--patient: Dok, titiradorin ko po ang buwan!....



plus repu.. Smile
para sa challenge to.. hehe natawa ako ehh xD

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:19 pm

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"Madugo man ang buhay ko, abot kamay ko naman ang langit"


GAGI. HAHAHA











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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:50 pm



--ang mag syota??

--pag panget ang lalake at maganda ang babae tawag jan DISKARTE

--at pag babae nmn ang panget gwapo nmn un lalake tawag jan GINAYUMA

--at pag pareho silang maganda mukha tawag jan TINADHANA

--at pag ang magsyota eh parehong panget yan na ang tinatawag na....




--NO CHOICE..





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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:00 pm






--ANAK: 'Nay, pwede na ba akong mag-bra? Kinse anyos na po ako. Pwede na po ba?

--INA: Hoy tigilan mo nga ako, Domingo!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:43 pm



--BANAT ng NANAY sa lasenggerong anak:

--"aanhin muh pa ang alak kung xken pa lahn'...








--TATAMAAN ca na?!




>>c INAY bumabanat na naun..



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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:04 am


Bata: Ate kung wala kbang tenga mag hi2kaw ka?
Ate:Hindi
Bata:Kung ala kbang daliri mag si2ngsing ka?
Ate:ciempre hndi
Bata:Eh bakit ka nag ba-bra?
Ate:Buseeeet!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:43 pm



--ngek! sira ca pla eh, alangan naman na acu pa ang iiwas sau
para di ca mahuLog xken..
di q nmn ginusto dahiL mapapahiya ca lahn'
don't worry hindi cuh pagsasabe na na faLl ca xken


--kanal..


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:45 pm



--banat mode..


--mali ata d2 ba magpopost ng pick-up lines??



--girL: panget ba acu?






--boy: walang ginawang panget ang DIYOS



















--boy: pero iba ata gumawa sau..







>>huahaha.. ansama aman!


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:00 pm



--Teacher: Miguel spell horse!

--Miguel: H....O....

--Teacher: Bilisan mo

--Miguel: H....O....R...

--Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo

--Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...



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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:02 pm




Pangalang Pilipino ... Ipinalit sa American Name

1. Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti

2. Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet

3. Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore

4. Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease

5. Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer's Disease

6. Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

7. Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

8. Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker

9. Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder

10. Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods

11. Burgos Hari - Burger King

12. Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World

13. Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas

14. Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year


>>>akalain muh un!!

>>andun last name cuh..

>>wahahaha Natividad!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:06 pm



--idot: Kumusta na? Long time no see ah!

--boni: Kararating ko lang galing sa Africa.

--idot: Africa?

--boni: Doon kami nadestino.

--idot: Hindi ba maraming cannibals doon?

--boni: Nakakatakot nga, pero mga edukado na ngayon sila.

--idot: Hindi na ba sila kumakain ng tao?

--boni: Nangangain pa rin ng tao, pero gumagamit na ng kutsara!



>>repu aman..

>>kakapagod mag type!

>>hahaha


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:49 pm

KIKAY:IF UR FEELING BLUE..LUMAPIT KA SAKEN..KUKULAYAN KITA NG PINK..PARA MALANDI
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:52 pm

pag ni lick mo--tatayo

pag si-nuck mo--titigas

pag hinawakan mo--papasok


ANO YUN??!!











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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:55 pm

Juan:Uy,anu yan pinya?pahingi naman oh
Pedro:Pahingi?nasan ka nung nagtatanim ako
nasan ka nang nagpapakahirap ako nasan?
Juan:Nakulong kasi ako nakapatay ako ng madamot
Pedro:Ay ganun,kawawa ka naman kuha ka na
may papaya pa sa banda doon gusto mo kuha kita?

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:58 pm

Bungi 1:Alam mo parang exams ung ngipin mo
Bungi 2:Bakit nmn?
Bungi 1:One Sit To Another
Bungi 2:Ikaw rin nmn parang exams ung ngipin mo
Bungi 1:Bakit nmn?
Bungi 2:Fill in the Blanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:01 pm

Hindi matanggap ng tatay ng marlon na **** siya

TATAY:anak talaga ba na **** ka
tanong ng tatay
MARLON:opo eh
TATAY:talaga nga palang dapat na kita ipasok sa PMA
masaya si marlon na sabihing
MARLON:talaga tay' "PEDICURE MANICURE ASOCCIATION" BA YON THANKZ! TAY'ayon po talaga ang gusto ko eh!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 pm

Alam mmo ba ung Mulan?? alm mo part 4 na yon!
First episode nun eh "Mulog!" tapos "Midlat" and tapos "Mambon" saka plng ung "Mulan!"Coming soon ung "Magyo" tpos Maha tpos lst episode nun Maraw!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:09 pm

kid asked her pregnant mom.

Kid: Mommy ano po ba ang nasa tiyan mo?
Mom: Kapatid mo
Kid: Love mo ba siya?
Mom: Oo naman.
Kid: Weee........ Adik ka pala eh! bakit mo kinain?


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:11 pm

kapag may problema kau,








tandaan nio,
nand2 lang akuh...


nand2 lan talagah akuh...

at ikaw dyan ka lang...

wag ka pupuntah d2...





at baka..
madamay pa akuh....

hehehe....
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