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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift? Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000 Pasyente .... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata? Doktora .. heto tsupon, P20 lang!!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| Hindi lahat ng batang naka-bag, nag-aaral.. Ung iba nglalakwatsa lng"
- dora -
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Nkskay k sa jeep ng ika'y mautot
Buti nlang malakas ang 2g2g, bawat utot sbay sa 2g2g
Nang ika'y bumaba, sama ng tingin nla
Bigla mong naalala nka mp3 ka pla
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina! Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo? Jun-Jun: "Sino ang walang assignment?"
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:46 pm | |
| "Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano ANAK: 'Tay ! "Tay ayon o Krus, nasa itaas! Ang laking krus! TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh! Sige, Lumuhod tayo!"
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:47 pm | |
| MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT PALITAN
President - pasimuno V.P. - kunsitidor Sec. - palsipikador Treas. - kubrador Auditor - kasabwat P.R. - tsismoso Representatives - pahamak Spokesman - bolero Sgt.-at-arms - tirador Asviser - taga sulsol
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:53 pm | |
| Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen.
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:56 pm | |
| Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan? Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:58 pm | |
| BF: may malaki ako problema. GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin? BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:59 pm | |
| Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob Patient: (ininom ang gamot) Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba? Patient: oo doc! p*** pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo! | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:00 pm | |
| Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder... WAAAAAHHHHHH! !!! screamed the driver... Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw? Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funenaria
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:00 pm | |
| 1 panget na babe, hinoholdap Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo! Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh! Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang... | |
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:06 pm | |
| Consul: Y do u wana go 2 d US?
Amo: To travel to visit friends & fly d airplane
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And u?
Inday: For life is a neverending pursuit of material & social satisfaction dat I tender my gr8 intent of actualizng a trnspacific journey 2 d land of milk & honey. An affable sanctuary wer dreams bcome reality and a perfct habitat wer souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:13 pm | |
| MAN: Asan ang ma'am mo?
MAID: Sir, nasa itaas po.. Ksama ang bf niya.
MAN: Kumuha ka ng baril at patayin mo sila! (after 2 mins.)
MAID: Patay na po.
MAN: Ihulog mo sila sa pool.
MAID: Sir, wala po tayong pool.
MAN: Huh? Ayy, sorry.. wrong number!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:23 pm | |
| Yet another beauty contest.. HOST: Wat do u think s d biggest problem dat our youth s facing today? GIRL: uhm.. drugs? HOST: Y? GIRL: Syet... ang mahal eh!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:28 pm | |
| DALAWANG UNANO, GALING SA MOTEL... Unano 1: Pare, di ko nagalaw date ko, buti ka pa. Nadinig ko humihiyaw ka ng "1.2.3...ummmph!" Unano 2: ga**, hindi ko maakyat yung kama!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| TESTING KUNG MAY VIOLET NA NAME KO... | |
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:08 pm | |
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--Anak: Itay baksak ako sa English recitation!
--Tatay: Bakit, ano ba tanong?
--Anak: Ano daw ba ang definition ng effort?
--Tatay: Anak ano ka ba? ang bobo m o naman effort lang 'di mo pa alam... ang effort ay 'yong nilalandingan ng eroplano!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:09 pm | |
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--lelouch, mea mea meon na ean..
--Russian: We are first to step on Mars.
--American: We are first to step on Moon.
--Russian-American: How About you Mr. Erap, What have you DONE?
--Erap: Me? I'm first to step on SUN!.
--Russian-American: But, we can't go to Sun its to hot in there?
--Erap:(Naiinis pa) What do you think of me idiot? WE GO THERE AT NIGHT!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:10 pm | |
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--Pasyente: Doc takot ako sa bunot eh!
--Dentista: Heto gamot pampalakas ng loob.
--Pasyente: (uminom ng gamot)
--Dentista: Matapang ka na ba?
--Pasyente: Oo doc, 'pag may gumalaw sa ngipin ko gugulpihin ko!
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nicale021 VIP Member
Posts : 1151 Join date : 2009-05-28 Age : 30 Location : sa bahaii..!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:41 pm | |
| JOSE: Kumusta ang assignment? RICK: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko. JOSE: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:42 pm | |
| DOK: May taning na ang buhay mo. JUAN: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin? DOK: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera. JUAN: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n? DOK: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
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Lelouch VIP Member
Posts : 545 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Japan
| Subject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:43 pm | |
| STEWARDEES: Do you want a drink, sir? SIR: What are my choices? STEWARDEES: Yes or No.
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