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PostSubject: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:57 pm

May Joke Ka Ba?"


Libre Mag Post Ng Joke Mo! Knock Knock Jokes..Lolo Jokes..(Green Jokes?) ; Ikaw Bahala! As Long As Hindi Nagagalit Ang Mga Admin , Pwede!


Basta Mag Post Ka Lang Ng Mag Post Ng Joke Para Masaya..


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:32 pm



--ahaixt..

--mei joke section pla??

--ehem..

--cornii man, pagtyagaan na lahn'

customeRr: waiter! will my pizza be too long??

waiter: no sir, it will be ROUND..


--ahaixt..

--cornii ualang kabuluhan

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:35 pm

@nicale021


Nyahahaha



@topic


Ang Mahaba Kong Joke


Battle of The Brainless


Host: What “N” (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host: Saan “B” (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter “L” (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, “R.P.” ang initials ng modern name
nito. (Rizal Park).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)
Host: Saan “B” (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
Host: Anong “L” (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw
ay nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya “boy” at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
Host: Anong “S” (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat
upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
Host: What “S” (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter “A”.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa “S”,
nagtatapos sa letrang “A”, at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si…Sharon Cuneta!
Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, ASIA nga eh! Mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, may
initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa “Y”.
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!
Host: Ano ang Pambansang Hayop ng PiLipinas? Naguumpisa sa letrang K (kalabaw).
Contestant: KUTO?
Host: MaLi! Nagtatapos sa letrang W!
Contestant: KUTOW?
Host: MaLi! KatuLong ng magsasaka sa pagbungkaL ng Lupa!
Contestant: KUTONG LUPA!
Host: Hay nako! O sige, may sungay ito!
Contestant: Ahhh!!!! Alam ko na! DEMONYONG KUTO?
Host: Dugtungan ang mga sumusunod na pangungusap (fill in the blank). Clue, starts with the letter “C” (cat). “You’re nothing but a second rate. Trying hard, copy ____”.
Contestant: Cuneta? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cuneta?”.
Host: Hinde, madalas ito ang dahilan sa ang mga bata ay nagkakasakit dahil sa kanyang mga balahibo.
Contestant: Corikong? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Corikong?”.
Host: Hinde sabi, Madalas ay pagala-gala sa mga kalye at sa kalsada.
Contestant: Cop? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cop?”.
Host: Hinde, ito’y madalas hinahabol ng aso.
Contestant: Cartero? “You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy Cartero?”.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:36 pm

Dok: magaling ka na pala kasi sinagip mo friend mo na nalulunod. kaya lang nagbigti sya sa CR!

Patient: di po dok. sinabit ko sya dun para matuyo



hahahahhaha XD

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:03 am



--BOY: baril ca ba??

--GIRL:alam cuh na yan,
kc tinamaan ca xken..

--BOY:kapal naman ng mukha muh!
lakas kc ng PUTOK muh..!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:56 am

call girl
misis1:lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl
misis2:o sige game ako jan!
nakita ni misis1 c mister
misis1:helllo boy pwede ka ba ngaun?
mister:ayoko nga sayo kamukha mo miss ko!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:12 pm



--boy: akala cuh ba matalino ca??
bkit hanggang naun di muh pa rin acu cnasagot??

--girl:kea nga acu matalino Eeh..
kc I know your not the right answer

--huahahaha


--post cuh na rin d2 sa joke section..

--kc for me jowk xa eeh..






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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:14 pm



--lalake1: pare alam muh amoy tinapay ca..

--lalake2: talaga pare?? anung tinapay??

--lalake1:putok pre! grabe!!






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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:28 pm

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nyahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:31 pm



..isang araw:

inay: anak iluto muh na yan gulay..

anak: sandali lahn inay tapucn cuh lahn tong saranggola

inay:bkit mkakain muh ba yang saranggola??

anak: bkit mapapalipad muh ba yang gulay??






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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:08 pm

I2ng Joke Na 2 Alam Na 2 Ni Admin Tsunade

Isang Araw.. Sa Tapat Ng Isang Simbahan...

BalikBayan:Magkano I2ng Bungo Niyo Na Ito??

Ale:Yan Ho?? Mahal Ho Yan... Bungo Pa Pu Yan Ni Andres Bonifacio E!

BalikBayan:Magkano Nga Ho?

Ale:5,000 ho..

BalikBayan:Mahal Nga..Sige Balik Na Lang Ho Ako .. Hanap Nalang Muna Ako Sa Iba..

Ale: Teka Teka.. Meron Rin Ako Dito 500 Lang..

BalikBayan:Kanino Naman Ho Yan?

Ale:Ito? Kay Andres Bonifacio Rin 'To!.. Nung Bata Pa Xa

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:17 pm

joke ba 2??
hehe

nagtext ang gf...
gf:bhe....punta ka sa bahay walang tao....

bf:cge
(mabilis na pumunta sa bahay ang bf...)
pagka dating sa bahay....

katok ng katok ang bf....


wla ngang tao....
lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:31 pm

bata 1:bakit daw yung sisiw pag naglalakad nakayuko??
bata2:nahihiya kase xa....
bakit daw ung tatay nya walang itlog..pero yung nanay nyta meron...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:45 pm

^

lolsss natawa ako dUnn ahhh hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:49 pm

haha....
nakita ko lang yan sa joke book dito...
haha...
ipost ko kaya lahat ng jokes??
ahaha...
top poster na ko nun...
haha

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:51 pm

haha geh nga pampatanggal ng bd 3p (lol)

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:56 pm

ano gagawin mo pag nalaman mong niloloko ka lang ng mahal mo?????????

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 pm

anO?.

HEHE

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:06 pm

edi wag ka maniwala.....
niloloko ka lang pala ee....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:06 pm

boy: pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema.
girl: pero wala naman akong problema e..
boy: e kasi nga hindi pa tayo!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:10 pm

^
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hahahahaha Very Happy

ayusssssssss

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:14 pm

haha
tama yann...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:15 pm

anu ung joke book m? peram. haha

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:16 pm

korni yung karamihan ee...
haha



nanay: hon, kanino kya nkuha ng anak ntin ang kagandahan niya?
tatay: xmpre sayo.
nanay: tlga? pano mo namn nsabi?(kilig)
tatay: e kasi wla ng ntira sayo..

--hayup na asawa to.

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Section! Where Nothing Happens :D   Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:27 pm

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